Phil always wanted to be a SUPERHERO but to his dismay the only SUPER POWER he possessed was that of swatting flies. But to everyone else's dismay Phil didn't look as good in his new-fangled-spandex-super-suit as he thought. Phil eventually forgot about fly swatting altogether and spent most of his days posing in supposed SUPERHERO poses while his wife sat and cried as flies buzzed around the abandand rotting meatloaf she had cooked for her husband.
6/25/07
Captain Flyswatter
Phil always wanted to be a SUPERHERO but to his dismay the only SUPER POWER he possessed was that of swatting flies. But to everyone else's dismay Phil didn't look as good in his new-fangled-spandex-super-suit as he thought. Phil eventually forgot about fly swatting altogether and spent most of his days posing in supposed SUPERHERO poses while his wife sat and cried as flies buzzed around the abandand rotting meatloaf she had cooked for her husband.
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You've been spying on me haven't you.
When I was a kid, I dressed up like Captain Flyswatter, complete with plastic hat, cape, and (of course) the eponymous instrument of death
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