Caricatures

Here are a couple of caricatures. I actually did these quite awhile ago but I still like them. See if you can guess who they are.

Dog Catcher Catcher

Trouble with Turrbles

Henry likes to balance on the back of turrble shells

As he hops from hump to hump the turrbles snap and yell

But then one day poor Henry

Hopped and slipped and fell

And suffered a most atrocious fate

Too turrible to tell.

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Nimble Jack

Jack be nimble

Jack be quick

And he still burnt his butt

on a candle stick.

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New URL

I have registered www.steveheywood.com. For now it just forwards to this page but I hope to put a real site together in the near future.

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The Sprats

Jack Sprat could eat no fat

His wife could eat no lean

And so betwixt the two of them

They licked the platter clean.

I love the old nursery rhymes. They are so strange and demented.

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Banana Guy

Top 5 reactions to this image

5. What the???
4. I wonder what his little banana bum bum looks like.
3. Why bananas?
2. That there is one dog gone cool looking little banana dude!
1. Oh, that's his nose!

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Tree Head

This is one That I had the concept for awhile ago but could never execute it in a way that I liked. I'm pretty happy with this final piece. Too bad pigs don't live in trees. I always like bacon with my eggs.

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Snake Charmer

This one was done with colored pencil instead of my traditional pen and ink.

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Dog Paddle

This is a small tribute to Gary Larson and The Far Side.

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Shoe Elf

If I was an elf that sneeked out at night I would use my magical elf powers to change the local milk cows into chocolate malt cows. Squeezing chocolate malts from a cows udder sounds much better than working all night on some old smelly shoes.

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Juggling Act

This one is for all the moms in the world who's everyday lives are one big juggling act. This is also a reenactment of how I cracked my skull in 26 different places as an infant.

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Oui, Oui!

I was going to type some cool french thing but I don't know any french.

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What came first, the chicken or the alien?

I keep wondering, is it a chicken that looks like a man or man that looks like a chicken? Either way I'm sure I wouldn't want to be the one who has to clean out his coop.

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Protein!

As a kid I remember watching my grandpa Robles eat a bowl a cereal that had loads of ants crawling all over in it. He just kept eating and said, "Protein."

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I did this guy for my business, Banana Graphics. My kids always call him "The Clown". I know someone else who says this is the scariest picture he has ever seen, hmmm. I personally don't think he is scary or looks like a clown but, oh well.

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Mmmm, toasty!

Roasting marshmellows is one of the great simple pleasures in life, it's like catching a snowflake on you tongue or getting your head stuck in a mailbox. Everyone needs to experience it at least once in their life.